PISS DRINKING GAMER REVIEWS



CORNELIUS BONE IV: PENANCE SLIT

    










What's up piss lovers?


This is a far cry from the original crude flash porn game. The Cornelius Bone franchise is now a blockbuster triple A title that rivals even the most popular Non-porn games in both sales and quality. With a deep story led by a robust cast of well written and emotionally  complex characters, Cornelius Bone has found his home not in the dark corners of cartoon internet smut, but in the hearts of Gamers the world over.

After going to Hell notorious lady's man Cornelius Bone makes a deal with a demon that allows him to return to the world of the living on the condition that he MUST have sex every single day or he will be dragged back to the deepest and most agonizing parts of Hell to resume his eternal punishment. A once confident Cornelius throbbing with sexual desire and potent gunk is now rendered a nervous and thoroughly impotent mess struggling each day to find the strength to find a new sexual partner. Haunted by his inevitable fate, he wrestles with intense philosophical questions while also indulging in hot steamy sex.

I bought the new game from a regular brick-and-mortar game store, proving that this had every bit as much legitimacy as any other mainstream game. This game would not only titillate the loins, but engage the mind and provide gameplay that goes beyond facilitating vigorous jack pleasure.
So I settled in, cradling a freshly microwaved and steaming hot mug of piss. the stagnant cloud emanating from the coppery red elixir I had produced that morning pulled me right in to the shadowy world of PENANCE SLIT.

While this game may not have been made with piss aficionados in mind it certainly provides plenty for piss the drinker palate, crafting an erotic bouquet of urine soaked delight. While most of the sexual encounter in the game do not allow for any piss play, there are several encounters where it is encouraged, as a broken down and apprehensive Cornelius appeases a piss fetish in order to get laid. I always appreciate these nods to the blossoming piss lover community, and although these moments are few and far between, they are well worth the effort to find!




  




Cornelius Bone is presented with all kinds of challenges, not only must he tirelessly pursue sexual partners, but  he is hindered by a variety of other life threatening issues. For example, late in the game Cornelius may find himself held at gunpoint by a man possessed by a vengeful demon. He is then  forced to copulate with the bloated remains of his recently deceased mother, knowing that the only way to disarm the bomb buried inside of her is to use his penis. He must then walk a fine tightrope act remaining just aroused enough to not lose his erection, but not so much so that he ejaculates, thus setting off the bomb!
It is a cerebral minefield all represented through a series of exciting micro games representing each snap decision and mental practice required to pull off this feat.






They've certainly improved the anatomy from the last game, and Cornelius himself sports top tier genitalia. The bold decision was made to give it a sort of asymmetrical arch, leaning slightly to the right. This provides it a great deal of character, and forces you to consider the geometry of the orifices chosen to continue his cursed existence. The slender and pulsating veins form a gorgeous vista, resembling an elegant landscape of rivers and streams that the eye is gently drawn to, floating from the engorged head cascading in to the squamous writhing seams of his distended scrotum.You won't get sick of seeing it during the combined 100 hours of unique sex scenes!


So after completing all of these exciting quests and wiping the final dribbles of piss from the tip of my fetid, unwashed cock, I stepped away from my computer and found myself sad to have left the world of Cornelius Bone. The world is so engaging that you might almost consider playing this game for the atmosphere and characters alone!
So in conclusion, I give Penance Slit 3 toilets out of five. There's a little something for everyone here!