Mahogany Finch.

Actor. Poet. Visionary Genius.

How did Hollywood's biggest celebrity disappear?

Mahogany Finch began his career appearing in cheap garbage made as part of tax fraud schemes or online scams before he rose to fame as the leading man in legitimate films like "" and "" but it wouldn't be until his starring role in THE TICKLEMONSTER that he would be forever remembered as the most important actor to ever live. The film sold out worldwide, making a record breaking billion dollars on it's opening weekend. The movie was so popular that it continued to sell out, remaining in theaters indefinitely. People began to do very little but go to the theater to see the Ticklemonster over and over again.


But as Ticklemonster fever took hold of the world, a strange phenomenon was taking place. It seemed that everyone had seen the film and yet...no one had.
Fans found crying in admiration outside of the crowded theater claiming to have seen the film dozens of times, could not recall a single scene from their memory. This revelation would put them in to a state of extreme, overwhelming distress until they are able to see the movie once more, beginning this cycle anew. And yet despite this, the universal joy brought about by the film put an end to all conflict. No longer concerned with their petty rivalries of old, we saw complete nuclear dissarmement worldwide.
We were ushered in to a new era of veritable WORLD PEACE.

Despite it's place as the most important film in history, it was not long after it's release that it's eccentric star Mahogany Finch disappeared. Despite years of searching he has never been found.
he was Last spotted walking in to the ocean from a beach in Florida by some tourists

          there is very little evidence of where he could have gone.